A Threatened Love Life

An abusive relationship? Nope not me.See I have something called a threatened love life. It started off sweet.Him wanting to take me to the ends of the earth. Gave me Jewry,diamonds,car,anything you could imagine. So did I accept the gifts from him.Nope I told him that I didn't want all that and that all I needed was him. He still didn't get it all I wanted was him. A threatened love life was what I was asking for. So what happened?Well I started to notice changes. Lies about everything. Then I knew this love was falling apart. After I told him the love for him was gone he went and found it else where. How did I solve it?Solve what. You know the threatened love life situation. Easy I went to our....my garage grabbed a hammer smashed out his lights,windows,and mirrors. Then made sure I gave him some un fixable dents.Was that all. Not even close. Then I went and got all of his things. Took them outside and set them up in flames.Waited till he got in and when he arrived he knew what was happening. There was no way I could take him no more. I turned him towards the door and told him to get the stepping. A threatened love life no more I'm sure.