A Stint In the Old County Jail
Thought I'd write about something naughty
I'm good at it as you very well know
It comes from decades of ogling these ladies
And watching them put on a show
Seduced a young filly, jail bait for sure
Got away with it, but what an encounter
With tons of raw energy, nearly blew my mind
Should have left her alone where I found her
Hope the authorities don't get a hold of this
There's a possibility I'll disappear for a while
Serving some time in the old county jail
I hear inmates are quite quick with a smile
As soon as you read it, dump it in the trash
Don't want to take too many chances
Lived quite an honourable life until now
Don't wanna be a victim of circumstances
This was just a figment of my imagination
But I'm paranoid when it comes to the law
Have a squeaky clean record up until now
That's how I want to keep it, yeehaw!
© Jack Ellison 2015
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