A Rose By Any Other Name

A Rose by Any Other Name Wouldn’t you know it The French people rule Inventing a pill That makes farting cool A wee little pill You take when you eat So that gas from your cheeks Smells ever so sweet Violets or roses Or chocolate perfume Instead of foul odors Permeate the whole room They even have those You can feed to your dog If you’ve got the kind That lets out a foul fog And a special this week If you buy at least three They will send you a fourth And the shipping is free I don’t make these things up Pilulepet.com Get some for your pets Or for your dad and mom May your holiday smells Be something you’d like That’s a holiday wish From your old Uncle Mike