A Poetry Cooking Contest

if i'm a judge then don't judge me i will sip a bit of this one and then a bit of that and then all the others six at hand or should i say at mouth and tongue soups alphabetically which have different degrees of tastes after all how does one take a taste of haiku and try to compare au contraire to that spicy free verse not even melodically sonorous to the palate of course simply a first course not to even be paired with any whine yet shall i dine on as tis my duty to decide that which is the best recipe needing no certain form so how to juggle a dessert poem with a main course one or even trying to stuff in a seconda i cant i'm no critic but merely a hiccup in what is a smorgasbord of words and wonderment the winner is BURP!!!!!!!