A Mince Pie

A man went to the doctor 
Looking rather glum
Says the man to the doctor 
“There’s a mince pie up me bum.”

Said the doctor to the man
Before he could take off his hat
“Worry not I’ll tell you what 
I’ve got some cream for that.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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