A Love Note To Make You Giggle

I desperately want to be the man you desire. Allow this poetry within me to shower you metaphorically in sapphire! If I could, I would hand you an entire empire! To win your heart is valued like priceless art, and I aim to inspire! No need to rush, suck or fu#%, let us just take it slow. I don't mean to make you blush, but let us cuddle under the rainbow! Let me mentally turn up the thermostat, and set your emotions aglow. How 'bout we lay back just to chit chat while listening to some jazz on the stereo! As we sip on fine wine let us get cozy next to the fireplace. I've followed my zodiac sign, and it's led me to the eyes on your face! Those stars belong in the sky, so hop in my UFO, and let me take you up into outer space. You'll be my butterfly, I'll be your Romeo, so go ahead and pack your suitcase! I hope you feel my sincerity, and I made you giggle at every line I wrote. This love I offer is a rarity, and I pray you'll be my hearts antidote! So stay awhile, and I'll make your heart smile from the love I promote. Don't be shy, allow my words to get you high throughout this love note!!