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A Loaded Question

"Do these pants make me look fat?" That's not the first time a woman has asked me that. It's a loaded question which I don't respond to anymore. Once that question is asked I'm right out the door. It's a no win scenario I've often said. If I answer "No" I'm a liar. If I answer "Yes" I'm dead.

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Date: 11/30/2010 4:49:00 PM
Well the right answer when that question is asked is .. I was just going to ask u if u have lost weight as those pants seem large on u luv... not a lie.. stretching the truth .. and keeping the girl happy my Wild Bill.. luv ya..
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