A Little Bitty News Flash

A Little Bitty News Flash Oompa Loompas beat a man At least as bad as Oompas can Orange painted faces and dyed green hair Four Oompas gave this man a scare Here is how the story went down All within old London town The Oompas kicked him in the shin They bit his knees till they gave in And once they had him on the ground They beat and kicked him all around They left with him with his blue eyes black No words exchanged in the attack Then just like when the fighting started He stood up and they departed It shouldn’t take long to solve this case The Oompas are a dying race There can’t be many Loompas round Hiding in old London town If you should spy them – orange and small Give old Scotland Yards a call Just don’t be fooled by their charms They’re said to each have two small arms