A Keeper

Where the hell’s my glasses I can’t see where your ass is I can't even see what became of all my hair Can’t seem to recall One single thing at all What is this thing for, and which end goes in where Well I’m glad you’re a keeper You couldn’t be much sweeter You won’t ever leave me, you’ll never break my heart I like how you rub me But will you still love me Even half as much when everything else falls apart The only thing that’s rising Is lately my blood pressure You know I got to take it easy, like you always say Everything else falls Everything else sags Can’t you see I’m getting way more wrinkles every day for Darren and Penny