A Is For Apple

Took knowledge in a logical way Took out books starting with "A" After a few months and a week Wasn't even close to the "B's" But I could tell you anything you wanted to know about aardvarks and artichokes But I kept at it figurin I'll get there Sat so long wore a hole in my chair My beard grew longer couldn't stop to shave And as it grayed I was near the end of the "A's" Couldn't wait to learn all about buttered beans and brussel sprouts Well look back now I think I should've Started at age four then maybe I would've Been to the "D's" before I died But in the "C's" I learned how to cry Cultivate cucumbers correctly create conversations continuously colloquially called chewing cud I learned all about alliteration ages ago