A Horsey Type Grin

Have you ever seen a horsey grin They've got humongous amounts of teeth Their dentist bill must be atrocious It's almost beyond belief Whenever they get a toothache They feel it right down to their hoofs You can hear their screams over in China They just about hit the roof Really feel sorry for these equine types They're usually such amiable sorts Never complain if their way over weight They're such amazing good sports Named him “Toothy”, this friend of mine Tell him, “Brush those dentures real good!” The cost of a plate of false teeth for horsies Is astronomical in all likelihood
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Cunningham Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 6:47 AM
They're always smiling because they have a positive outlook on life a bit like yourself Jack. Enjoy your weekend. Tom
Ellison Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 6:52 AM
LOL Love it Sir Thomas... have a good weekend my good friend!
Elless Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 6:35 AM
Jack, nonsensical love it. Great poem.got me smiling.??
Ellison Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 8:09 AM
Oops! Sorry... Sir! LOL Ray... Jay!!! Have a good one my friend!
Elless Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 7:21 AM
It's Mr. You can call me ray or you can call me jay, But ya doesn't has ta call me miss Johnson. Have a great Day.
Ellison Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Happy toothy smiles Miss Elless! Thanks from Canada!
Lawless Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 5:43 AM
this will get a N/A.....as in NEIGH ACCEPTED
Ellison Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 6:07 AM
Such as a "neighing" sound! Thank you Jonathon! Good afternoon from the "frozen north"!!!
Volumes Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Jack you are so good at horsin around, you wrote a poem that we can really get our teeth into. ! Well done my friend.
Ellison Avatar
February 18, 2023 at 3:51 AM
So good we can really get our teeth into it LOL Good morning from up above Miss Wendy XOX
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