A Hole

I'm just a regular guy with a regular job, Just your average, run of the mill suburbanite slob. I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while motorists behind me are going insane. I use public toilets and I urinate on the seat and if by chance in the restroom we do meet, I'll shake your hand before washing mine guaranteed. Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces. I'm obnoxious, stupid, inconsiderate and bold. I'm an idiot, I'm a moron, I'm an A HOLE!!! * All People Have One. Some People Are One. * Dedicated To All Of The A Holes Out There.