A Guide To Being Immortal

Time waits for no one man. It comes so swiftly and surely. Be sure to have a plan. ‘Cause when he comes, you’ll see That you might just be able to Pass by and run quickly Away from him and through A mountain pass. Or maneuver Through woodland caribou. The world is your oyster! Make something of it somewhere You could live forever. Remember, time is there. Waiting. For a day that it Catches you unaware. If caught, don’t throw a fit. With wit, you tried to cheat death It’s your fault you nitwit.