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A Greek Adonis

Okay my friends now let's just see Do I have any weaknesses of my own? Nope, after careful investigation I find I'm really perfect to the bone I'm a doggone stunning specimen Of a *****sapiens supreme With bulging muscles everywhere My tummy is tight and lean So muscle bound, can't even bend To tie my oversized shoes Haven't seen some body parts Since nineteen sixty-two What's my secret you may ask To my Greek Adonis form? I chew on nuts and alfalfa grass Celery and cobs of corn Not your cup of tea you say? So keep up your over stuffed ways Like the very famous Goodyear Blimp You'll be drifting away in the haze!

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Date: 9/27/2020 10:40:00 AM
We want pix, you could be the next Arnie, jack the terminator lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/27/2020 10:54:00 AM
My enlarger is broked!!! Sorry LOL You'll just have to trust me Sir Tom!!!!!!
Date: 9/27/2020 7:41:00 AM
Fat shaming?! Naughty! ;),
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/27/2020 8:02:00 AM
LOL Not really! I've slimmed down... good for me!!! YEEHAW! Love from T.O. XOX

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