A Greek Adonis

Okay my friends now let's just see
Do I have any weaknesses of my own?
Nope, after careful investigation
I find I'm really perfect to the bone

I'm a doggone stunning specimen
Of a *****sapiens supreme
With bulging muscles everywhere
My tummy is tight and lean

So muscle bound, can't even bend
To tie my oversized shoes
Haven't seen some body parts
Since nineteen sixty-two

What's my secret you may ask
To my Greek Adonis form?
I chew on nuts and alfalfa grass
Celery and cobs of corn

Not your cup of tea you say?
So keep up your over stuffed ways
Like the very famous Goodyear Blimp
You'll be drifting away in the haze!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Cunningham Avatar
September 27, 2020 at 10:40 AM
We want pix, you could be the next Arnie, jack the terminator lol
Ellison Avatar
September 27, 2020 at 10:54 AM
My enlarger is broked!!! Sorry LOL You'll just have to trust me Sir Tom!!!!!!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
September 27, 2020 at 7:41 AM
Fat shaming?! Naughty! ;),
Ellison Avatar
September 27, 2020 at 8:02 AM
LOL Not really! I've slimmed down... good for me!!! YEEHAW! Love from T.O. XOX
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