A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To French Woods

(Jingle Bells Tune) Dashing through the trees With squashed bugs on my knees I cannot wait to go To the bathroom in the snow So many stupid kids Ignore their great parents And do what they were told not to do Which was eat the yellow snow. Ding ding dong. Ding ding dong. Running to French Woods. Catch some air Change your underwear We got a way to go-ho Plat plat plee Plat plat plee Welcome to French Woods Catch a breeze And would you please Stop eating the yellow snow.