A Father's Advice On Relationships

Life is like a giant toilet bowl and we are all turds floating on life's hiway this toilet bowl flushes every time a relationship changes a new turd floats in sometimes the old one pops right back up between the two of the two new turds and cause alot waves to push them apart but if they can float around it they can make their back and are stronger for it but if not they float a way now a double flusher is what a turd wants cause when you think about it a turd that goes down and stays gone a little while when you miss them and think you will never see them again there they just like and old friend they pop right back up and you are so glad it it like they never left you like an old turd only no smell ain't that swell