Tania Kitchin Poet Rhyme

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This week's poetry challenge; If you were an animal. Written 7/13/26. Pic from animalia-life.club.

A Fat Fluffy Cat

If I were an animal, I would be a cat
A fat, fluffy white Persian kitty cat brat
I would sleep and lounge most of the day
And then at night make noise in every way

I would claw scratch the sofa, chairs and wall
Until caps are glued on to cover them all
I would like them in rainbow bright colors
As I am a glamour kitty and prettier than others

I would meow and rub along my owner’s legs
And not stop until treats are given after I beg
I will gladly then give a love bite on your arm
As it’s just a kiss from me, and will not harm

I would jump on the table and watch for birds
And loudly chatter about until we have words
I would then let you pet and rub my belly and ears
And hope to purr with enjoyment for many years

I would finally decide to sleep, curled in your lap
Until I decide to give your face a little paw tap
I would expect my food dish to be filled on the floor
Then would know, I'm loved and the cat you adore

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Christopher Delegans August 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM What a fun poem, Tania. The paw tap to the face was my favorite part lol. I used to have a pure white cat. He was not fluffy but he was a ball of energy Tom cat. Tania Kitchin August 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM Chris, thank you.

Angela Elias July 18, 2026 at 7:06 AM Tania this was a pleasure to read. It had me smiling! Thoroughly loved this. Beautifully written! Tania Kitchin August 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM Angela, thank you.

jessyjames Porter July 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM Very nicely written! I like your take on this! I really enjoyed the read! Thank you for sharing this ?????? jessyjames Porter July 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM And thank you as well! Have a blessed weekend ?????? Tania Kitchin July 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM Jessyjames, thank you.

Andrea Dietrich July 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM Awww. So cute. I think I saw you did this for the current soup challenge, right? Soupmail for ya. Tania Kitchin July 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM Andrea, thank you.

Duke Beaufort July 14, 2026 at 7:08 AM Tania, you have a lot of insight into the way a cat behaves. They are funny to interact with and your poem is fun. Sending smiles!!! Tania Kitchin July 14, 2026 at 11:55 AM Duke, thank you. My cats over the years have given me lots of insight.

Natasha L Scragg July 14, 2026 at 5:53 AM Love the attitude in this one Tania, cats really do have a way of getting what they want. Lol.. the accompanying picture is adorable :-D Tania Kitchin July 14, 2026 at 11:55 AM Natasha, thank you.

Tom Cunningham July 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM They certainly lead a charmed life Tania, good luck in the challenge. Tom Tania Kitchin July 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM Tom, thank you.

Abdullah Alhemaidy July 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM hello Tania :-) Very interesting read! Have a wonderful day~ AA Tania Kitchin July 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM Abdullah, thank you.

Dorothy Gibbons July 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM I loved this Tania your going to be a mischievous cat but fun cat similar in nature of Garfield. :))) i luv Garfield movies x Tania Kitchin July 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM Dorothy, thank you.