A Facebook Christmas

Towards the night before Christmas 
and all through the book
Lots of pictures were posted 
with many different looks
Selfies taken 
Dirty socks were there
But they looked good
So who really cares
Children with dirty faces 
Of candy they don't Share 
Some throwing tantrums 
There parents could not bare
Time lines that say, Santa's coming "Hooray!"
Naughty or Nice
Just one more day
So when your wondering why they don't behave
take a pic of yourself and post it on your page......

If your the opposite, your life must boring
Your kids are so good your probably snoring
You may have a maid or a Nanny McPhee
If you do, May I borrow her please
To have and to hold
To cook and to clean
Around the gifts under my Christmas tree
Likes and Shares of staged pics who cares
Take a pic of yourself without doing your hair
Christmas Morning, Lets see who Dares..........
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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December 21, 2015 at 1:05 PM
Either "Rhyme" or "Light Poetry" for the form I think would do. An innovative parody, Tiffany. Nice rhythm.
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