A Facebook Christmas

Towards the night before Christmas and all through the book Lots of pictures were posted with many different looks Selfies taken Dirty socks were there But they looked good So who really cares Children with dirty faces Of candy they don't Share Some throwing tantrums There parents could not bare Time lines that say, Santa's coming "Hooray!" Naughty or Nice Just one more day So when your wondering why they don't behave take a pic of yourself and post it on your page...... If your the opposite, your life must boring Your kids are so good your probably snoring You may have a maid or a Nanny McPhee If you do, May I borrow her please To have and to hold To cook and to clean Around the gifts under my Christmas tree Likes and Shares of staged pics who cares Take a pic of yourself without doing your hair Christmas Morning, Lets see who Dares..........