A Cure For Chocoholics
What I learned from the web today
It’s a fact, not merely fiction
That there’s a true addiction
To chocolate that we can’t deny
But the folks at Conjurer’s Kitchen
Have come up with something *****in’
That all you chocoholics can now try
Your sanity’s worth saving
So to cure this chocolate craving
They say you must eat something that you dread
And to stop this awful yearning
Their kitchen’s now is turning
Out white chocolate life-like babies’ heads
If white chocolate’s not your flavor
Perhaps you might then favor
An ethnic baby in some darker hue
Either way they feel for sure
These baby heads will cure
Any chocolate cravings left in you
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