A Conversation Between Two Unscrupulous Aspiring Women

What’s she like? Prickly like a spike. But does she have Enthusiasm? Oh yes, for shoes and men. What about gratitude? Well she has great **** nude. I hear her face is tremendous? Yes she says trees mend us, And flowers are brilliant, But Bees are really ants, That’s odd, Should we conspire? Yes let’s get a car for hire, How shall we contribute? I’ll make a devious route. It seems Ambiguous, Yes it could be a big mess, But deliciously delightful, What if the flight is full? Oh that would be just disastrous. we need to sit together to make a fuss Should I dispute? Well don’t be mute, but don’t over shoot. I’m Suspicious. You should be, she’s vicious And Capricious, She can’t be with us. Too Unpredictable Like a man under a table. Oh she’s a rat and definitely a ***** But we must be firm friends until we are rich.