A Christmas Surprise

A CHRISTMAS SURPRISE

SANTA AND RUDOLPH WERE ON THE SAME PAGE,
WERE BOTH GETTING OLDER, AND RESPECTED 
EACH OTHER’S AGE,
THEY HAD BEEN TOGETHER FOR EVER AND EVER,
AS FAR BACK AS THEY COULD REMEMBER!
THEY’D GONE THROUGH RECESSIONS REAL BAD,
THRIVING ECONOMIES WHEN PARENTS SPENT LIKE MAD,
THEY TOURED THE WORLD ONCE A YEAR,
SANTA HOWEVER HAD A SECRET FEAR,
THAT HE AND RUDOLPH WOULD SOON BE REPLACED,
THEY WERE BOTH PREPARED AND BRACED!
THE AUTHORITIES SOON CAME KNOCKING ON
THE DOOR, YOUNG RUDOLPH, WAS TO 
TAKE DAD’S PLACE, AND MRS.  SANTA, SANTA’S PLACE!
YOU COULD HAVE KNOCKED SANTA OVER WITH A FEATHER!
BEING SANTA’S WIFE, MRS. SANTA WAS USED TO
THE NORTH POLE  AND ALL KINDS OF WEATHER,
AND SHE HAD OFTEN SNUCK INTO SANTA’S SLEIGH,
AND CERTAINLY KNEW HER WAY,
AROUND THE WORLD AS SHE ABOUT WHIRLED,
OVER EVERY CONTINENT, EVERY COUNTRY, AND ENJOYED
PACKING PRESENTS WITH HER HUSBAND, WRAPPED 
AND READY FOR CHRISTMAS DAY!
WOMAN ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD EXCLAIMED SANTA,
TO HIS PIXIES, ELVES AND 8 REINDEER,
BUT HE SAID IT WITH A HUGE BEAM ON HIS FACE,
FOR BOTH HE AND SHE LOVED THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE.
HE WAS SO PROUD OF HIS WIFE WHO WAS A CENTURY
YOUNGER, SHE WOULD DO HIM PROUD,
SANTA SHOUTED OUT LOUD,
AFTER ALL, SHE CAME FROM THE SAME PEDIGREE!
AS FOR RUDOLPH HIS SON IS GOING TO FLY THIS
CHRISTMAS EVE,
LOOK OUT FOR HIM AND MRS SANTA TOO
AND DON’T FORGET THE HOT COCOA 
AND A BISCUIT OR TWO!
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Allison Avatar
December 9, 2018 at 11:45 AM
what a fun poem Jennifer, I think its about time the Christmas story of Santa and Rudolph was given a modern twist lol:-) hugs jan xx
Proxenos Avatar
December 10, 2018 at 2:01 PM
Thank-you Jan, glad you enjoyed my poem. Just a thought - who knows! Hugs and festive wishes, Jennifer
Michael Avatar
December 9, 2018 at 11:06 AM
Sweet, sweet, sweet...Your message here again is in the reality of the times...Things are changing...Nor do men have the free ride for just being male...
Proxenos Avatar
December 10, 2018 at 2:08 PM
Hi Arturo, I'm not an absolute feminist but I do believe duties should be shared - that's what happy couples do. Let Mrs. Santa Claus do her thing whilst hubby supports her for a while! Your comment is meaningful and thoughtful! Best wishes, Jennifer
Johnson Avatar
December 8, 2018 at 11:54 PM
Fun. It had a preconceived sense to it that just seemed to write itself. Makes one wonder how long someone sits and thinks of such things. :) So enjoyed.
Proxenos Avatar
December 9, 2018 at 12:56 AM
Hi Robert, Thank-you for your comment. Actually I was listening to Christmas Carols and my thoughts went to Santa when i was young and I imagined how busy and tired he has got over many Centuries so his wife who is a century younger would be the ideal person to give him a short (or permanent ) break. The thought came instantly and then my pen just flowed. After all, she knows all the ropes! Thanks for your comment Robert and happy you enjoyed reading it. Best wishes, Jennifer.
Pandit Avatar
December 8, 2018 at 12:19 PM
Kudos for your imagination Jennifer. May be this will start a new tradition of Santa stories. I read your poem with great curiosity and you came through with your own originality on this lovely theme.
Proxenos Avatar
December 9, 2018 at 1:05 AM
Hi Vijay, Lovely to meet you. Perhaps it will, woman seem to be increasingly seen in positions before preconceived by man, that only men can do. It has been proved wrong daily. We might see Mrs. santa around for quite a while still. Humbled by your kind comment and hope to be communicating for a long time to come. Best wishes, Jennifer.
Dietrich Avatar
December 7, 2018 at 5:47 PM
what an imagintation you have, And so Mrs Santa is one hundred years younger tan Mr, huh? Wow, he robbed the cradle . hahaha
Proxenos Avatar
December 8, 2018 at 3:32 AM
Hi Andrea, Having a lazy morning and catching up with my poetry soup correspondence. Just thought I would stretch my imagination a little further because I am fascinated by Father Christmas! Glad you enjoyed it. Santa is a couple of hundred years old so perhaps a hundred years between them doesn't amount to much in essence. Blessings Andrea and hugs, Jennifer.
 Avatar
December 7, 2018 at 6:43 AM
LOL, LOL, I loved this and it had a good twist...what can I say up with Women Power. Well written Jennifer. Kim
Proxenos Avatar
December 7, 2018 at 7:59 AM
Hi Kim, thank you for your comment. Yes women are no longer taking a back seat, even Mrs. Santa is part of the 21st century Feminist Movement! About 100 years after Emily Pankhurst and the suffragettes , we have a determined party coming in to play, winning the vote was certainly not enough! Hugs, Jenny.
Kiser Avatar
December 7, 2018 at 6:31 AM
Great story, Jennifer. Well done.
Proxenos Avatar
December 7, 2018 at 7:15 AM
Thanks M.L. Perhaps its time for Santa to really encourage this to happen! Hope he reads our poems on Poetry Soup - we'll always love him though! Hugs, Jennifer.
Warrior Avatar
December 7, 2018 at 5:02 AM
Maybe now I'll get the right gift lol...fantabulous! flying verse batman...go Mrs. Santa go...love & light...^WW^
Proxenos Avatar
December 7, 2018 at 7:11 AM
Ho, Ho Winged Warrior, what can I get you from Christmas, asks Mrs. Santa?! Glad to see she has your support - however, a real turn around for others! Best wishes, Jennifer.
Green Avatar
December 6, 2018 at 1:56 PM
That was cute Jennifer and Mrs. Claus is a century younger...I always heard she liked older men. :) Really nicely done my friend.
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December 6, 2018 at 2:15 PM
Thank-you Chris, A change in dynamics this Christmas! At least the tradition has been kept in the family. Best wishes Chris, Jennifer.
Cunningham Avatar
December 6, 2018 at 1:30 PM
Lovely Christmas verse Jennifer, and while Mrs Claus has a well earned nap, Santa can cook the dinner. So this year I won't leave a glass of whiskey but a glass of champagne. Tom
Proxenos Avatar
December 6, 2018 at 1:46 PM
Thanks Tom, Maybe we should leave Mrs. Santa a Jamie Oliver recipe book that she can take it back to Santa, LOL. and she will surely appreciate the champagne. Best wishes, Jennifer.
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