A Bear and a Goose
If you ever see a bear
That has no hair
Don’t kick him in the derrière
Don’t offer him honey
Or try to be funny
Just get the hell right out of there.
If you ever meet a goose
Whose name is Bruce
Don’t tell him that he’s being obtuse
Don’t tell him that he looks part Russian
Geese aren’t all that big on discussion
There just really isn’t any use.
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