A Bad Day

A bad day is when you wake up late, When someone sneezes on your plate, When your boss say's that you’re late And found someone to take your place, The unemployment line is your fate. A bad day is when you fall down, Break your leg and bust your crown Now you’re looking like a clown While people are all gathered round. Bleeding here and bleeding there, The surgeon he has to prepare. Cut you open look around, Can’t imagine what they found. They stitched you up and Turned you round, Out the door you were bound. A bad day is when your wife snuck in A man you thought was your best friend. She committed to the worst of sin Now I think this is the end.