69 Reasons Why I Love You

Reason number 1, your beauty hits me like a punch, I'm leaned against the ropes and passed out drunk, but that's whasup, the Reasons 2-10, I just can't wait to meet again, I'll share my rigormorted meat again let's skeet and sin. But Numero Once' goes like this, your lips and toes I'll kiss, subtract the 1 lip that's blackjack now add 10 for fingertips, 1 set of lips makes 32, I won't be hurting you, just stating all the reasons, being mad assertive too. We're battin up to 33 you're fly like birdies be, I love the way you work it pleasurably hurting me, it's not like I'm complaining cause I so deserve it see, a little puff'a ganja urgently I'll murder thee. I'm sticking to the script now onto Reason 34, my love for you so deep I'll eat from off a dirty floor, the rhythm that I'm givin is the kind you're thirsty for, I'll splash my lemonade inside your mouth you dirty wh0*e (just playin) : -) Reason 35 extends to Reason 52, I can't do life without you baby, what's a kid to do? There's Reason 53, aggressively you stick with me, although I have my moments like them Sex In City Bs. For 54 I'll kick in doors defend you til the death, I'm spittin off that 50-Cal til emptiness is left, inside the clip no time to slip, these cats'll git me live, til someone has to die for you, that's Reason 55. Now 56 is nifty cause we read and share it all, we talk about this system and just where it's gonna fall, 5-7 plus 11 equals Reason 68, your oral skills phenomenal but that's no big debate. We're fine'lly here at last hurray it's Reason 69, we both are very freaky but in time it won't define, the measure of our love but with that up and down it's fine, the reasons that I love you count em yes, there's 69.