69 Reasons Why I Love You
Reason number 1, your beauty hits me like a punch,
I'm leaned against the ropes and passed out drunk,
but that's whasup,
the Reasons 2-10, I just can't wait to meet again, I'll
share my rigormorted meat again let's skeet and sin.
But Numero Once' goes like this, your lips and toes
I'll kiss, subtract the 1 lip that's blackjack now add 10
for fingertips,
1 set of lips makes 32, I won't be hurting you, just
stating all the reasons, being mad assertive too.
We're battin up to 33 you're fly like birdies be, I love
the way you work it pleasurably hurting me,
it's not like I'm complaining cause I so deserve it
see, a little puff'a ganja urgently I'll murder thee.
I'm sticking to the script now onto Reason 34, my
love for you so deep I'll eat from off a dirty floor,
the rhythm that I'm givin is the kind you're thirsty for,
I'll splash my lemonade inside your mouth you dirty
wh0*e (just playin) : -)
Reason 35 extends to Reason 52, I can't do life
without you baby, what's a kid to do?
There's Reason 53, aggressively you stick with me,
although I have my moments like them Sex In City
Bs.
For 54 I'll kick in doors defend you til the death, I'm
spittin off that 50-Cal til emptiness is left,
inside the clip no time to slip, these cats'll git me
live, til someone has to die for you, that's Reason 55.
Now 56 is nifty cause we read and share it all, we
talk about this system and just where it's gonna fall,
5-7 plus 11 equals Reason 68, your oral skills
phenomenal but that's no big debate.
We're fine'lly here at last hurray it's Reason 69, we
both are very freaky but in time it won't define,
the measure of our love but with that up and down
it's fine, the reasons that I love you count em yes,
there's 69.
Copyright © James Lewis | Year Posted 2011
Post Comments
Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.
Please
Login
to post a comment