1-800-Tweet-Tweet-Tweet

1-800-TWEET-TWEET-TWEET Whoa is me, don't have many friends Except those here on the Soup Maybe because I show only my best side You don't know the real scoop Nasty to children that push old people down Whenever I get the chance It's my right been living eighty-six years Still adorable after a lifelong dance Well what did you expect, some Casanova No way, been through life's mill Got spitted out quite unceremoniously A hardened “lifer” if you will Putting you on, been a charmer since birth Ladies all flock to my door Just wanting a piece of my virile “young” body The word “old” I absolutely abhor Well enough about me, a Hollywood hunk Quite unassuming, shy and sweet If any of you want to know this guy better Call 1-800-TWEET TWEET TWEET
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De Beaulieu Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 3:52 PM
Hello Happy Jack, Darn, only got part of the number the paper was torn and could not get the rest of the number. Lol.Love Darlene xxxx-oooo.
De Beaulieu Avatar
December 15, 2021 at 10:44 AM
Hello Happy Jack, yes I do believe that this happens often.Love Darlene xxxx-oooo.
Ellison Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 4:53 PM
LOL This happens often Darlene! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Hankins Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 10:53 AM
Hmmm...they said I needed another digit. That no phone numbers have only three digits after 800. Obviously you don't want to hear from us. But, then again, who would?
Ellison Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 11:21 AM
I'm so confused! Don't know if another digit will be enough! LOL
Cunningham Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 7:30 AM
It said this number can't be reached lol Tom
Ellison Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 9:00 AM
DAMN! Always keep getting a wrong number! Jacko!
Lawless Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 6:31 AM
OH YOU WASCALLY WABBIT YOU.....
Ellison Avatar
December 14, 2021 at 6:37 AM
Can always count on you for a chuckle Mr. Lawless! LOL Loved it!
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