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A man calls a lawyer's office. The phone is answered, 'Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz.' The man says, 'Let me talk to Mr. Schwartz.' 'I'm sorry, he's on vacation.' 'Then let me talk to Mr. Schwartz.' 'He's on a big case, not available for a wee

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