US Health Warning New Virus Alert

EPIDEMIOLOGICAL NAME: Donkey Pox

ORIGIN: First detected in Orwellian hippies, Leninist/Marxist think tanks, insane asylums, secret societies, bourgeois anti-intellectual elites, social order anarchists, neo-liberal groupthink cults, and faculty and student lounges across America.  

TRANSMISSION: Pathogen mostly attacks highly sensitive unhinged white cells and is transmitted through direct contact with symptomatic carriers with an arts degree in basket weaving and interpretive dance or gender studies in positions of power and influence. Avoid hot spots primarily in kindergartens; schools; and university campuses. But also abstain from Big Tech; mainstream media; Disney; corporate boardrooms; sports franchises; U.N. councils; radical activist judges; Hollywood; legislatures in Democrat run cities and states; and George Clooney’s house. In other words, the wokerati.

ATTENTION: If you are white and virtuous and desperately want the world to know it and feel unfairly privileged and grievously offended on behalf of every person of colour; every minority group; every illegal alien; every killer and rapist in a jail; every countless multiplying gender; every anti-intellectual anti-Christian anti-American social justice extremist; every BLM rioting protestor and cop killer; every misgendered mispronouned snowflake; every deranged climate bedwetter; and for every mother denied a full term abortion or perhaps you just watch The View and MSNBC all day then please be alert to the following signs:-

                 SYMPTOMS: Hurt feelings and ego fragility
                                   Severe IQ and truth dysfunction
                                   Irrational crying and ranting
                                   Foggy tenuous grasp on reality
                                   Loss of joy and mental function

ASSOCIATED CHRONIC
              CONDITIONS: Overwhelming Hate Compulsion
                                   PC Herdthink Indoctrination Fever
                                   Race Baiting Identity Politics Palsy
                                   Violent Mood Swing Psychosis
                                   Fascist Urban Arsonist Addiction
                                   Moral and Intellectual Dysphoria
                                   Gullible Media Delusion Complex
                                   Raving Thunberg Climate Hysteria
                                   Transgender Kid Grooming Mania
                                   Cancel Culture Personality Disorder
                                   Twitter Troll Hypocrisy Impulse
                                   Critical Race Theory Delirium
                                   White Guilt Self-Loathing Trauma
                                   Acute Ginsberg Withdrawal Anxiety
                                   Liberal Bleeding Heart Nausea
                                   Useful Idiot Campus Contagion
                                   Trump Derangement Syndrome 

                   WARNING: If you are symptomatic with any or all of
                                    the above pathologies please get tested 
                                    and get your head read. Donkey Pox will
                                    addle your already small feeble brain.

                  HIGH RISK: Anarchists, loons, and over-educated 
                                    white muppets who hate America. The
                                    same bedwetters who get triggered by
                                    the flag, MAGA hats and mean tweets.

                      IMMUNE: All freedom loving patriots who 
                                    love God, family, and country!

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