Twelve Days of Christmas Shopping
On the first day of Christmas, when I went shopping,
I banged my dad gum knee.
On the second day of Christmas, when I went shopping,
I had two broken heels,
and I banged my dad gum knee.
On the third day of Christmas, when I went shopping,
three broken nails,
two broken heels,
and I banged my dad gum knee.
On the fourth day of Christmas, when I went shopping,
4 speeding tickets,
3 broken nails,
2 broken heels,
and I banged my dad gum knee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, when I went shopping,
5 hours in line...
4 speeding tickets,
3 broken nails,
2 broken heels,
and I banged my dad gum knee.
On the sixth day of Christmas, when I went shopping,
6 returns rejected,
5 hours in line...
4 speeding tickets,
3 broken nails,
2 broken heels, and I banged my dad gum knee.
On the seventh day of Christmas, when I went shopping...
7 purchase pending,
6 returns rejected,
5 hours in line...
4 speeding tickets,
3 broken nails,
2 broken heels,
and I banged my dad gum knee.
On the eigth day of Christmas, when I went shopping,
8 men were pushing,
7 purchase pending,
6 returns rejected,
5 hours in line...
4 speeding tickets,
3 broken nails,
2 broken heels,
and I banged my dad gum knee.
On the ninth day of Christmas, when I went shopping,
9 ladies shoving,
8 men were pushing,
7 purchase pending,
6 returns rejected,
5 hours in line...
4 speeding tickets,
3 broken nails,
2 broken heels,
and I banged my dad gum knee.
On the tenth day of Christmas, when I went shopping,
10 kids were crying,
9 ladies shoving,
8 men were pushing,
7 purchase pending,
6 returns rejected,
5 hours in line...
4 speeding tickets,
3 broken nails,
2 broken heels,
and I banged my dad gum knee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, when I went shopping,
11 Cashiers missing,
10 kids were crying,
9 ladies shoving,
8 men were pushing,
7 purchase pending,
6 returns rejected,
5 hours in line...
4 speeding tickets,
3 broken nails,
2 broken heels,
and I banged my dad gum knee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, when I went shopping,
12 stores now closing,
11 Cashiers missing
10 kids were crying,
9 ladies shoving,
8 men were pushing,
7 purchase pending,
6 returns rejected,
5 hours in line...
4 speeding tickets,
3 broken nails,
2 broken heels,
and I banged my dad gum knee.
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