Snap Chat Parody
Uzer: pronounced user (main Character) goes online to research walkthrough information for a difficult level in a videogame he is playing.
Ping:(Uzer’s wicked smart and nerdy gamer friend) messages Uzer and tells him about a hidden cheat code he discovered through an Easter egg glitch in the game.
Uzer: replies not now man I am trying to go online to research something.
Ping: Oh really, cool I bet I could help you out I will just hit up my boy on Facebook for information.
Uzer: But I am almost done with my research and besides you know I am not into all that social media crap.
Ping:Ok its cool, its cool I understand but I am telling you you’re missing out on all the fun being all traditional stuck in the 19th century like a Amish person.
Uzer: Whatever I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that then ignore you like every girl wish you went on a date with.
Ping: ICE COLD!
Ping: By the way have you seen my bag of magic mushrooms?
I think I left them at your house last weekend.
Uzer: What? Magic mushrooms? (damn no wonder you were making all those strange faces). No I did not see your magic mushrooms, I did not even know you had mushrooms.
Ping: Ok well if you see them flush them down the toilet because they go bad after awhile. Well good luck with your research, I have got a date with player #142 game girl.
Uzer: Wishful thinking
Ping: What’s that?
User: Ah um See ya ( Uzer turns off chat feature on game settings)
Uzer : Man I am hungry I am going to make me some ramen noodles.
Uzer then goes into the kitchen to look for a pack of ramen noodles, puts the noodles in a pot fills it with water and places the pot on the stove. Suddenly Uzer realizes that he forgot to add the seasoning and reaches over the counter to grab what he thinks is seasoning but is really his friend Ping’s magic mushrooms in the form of powder and put them into his ramen noodles.
Uzer: Oh man theses noodles are going to be awesome! Uzer thinks to himself as he inhales the amazing ramen noodle aroma.
Uzer drains the water from the pot then passes out the couch.
(10 coma inducing minutes later…)
Uzer wakes up and hears a strange sound, it’s a little blue bird and it lands right in front of him.
Twitter Bird: Hey, Hi I’m Twitter bird what’s your name?
Uzer: Ah Uzer.
Twitter Bird: Twitter bird giggles that’s a funny name. Hey Uzer hey buddy? how are you doing buddy? buddy buddy buddy!
Uzer: What the hell where am I and how the hell are you talking to me?
Twitter Bird: I can talk just like you in fact everyone here can
Uzer: Yeah in the real world but you’re a freakin bird, your not suppose to talk.
Twitter Bird: But my name is Twitter everyone talks to Twitter Bird.
Uzer: Ok you are really creeping me out.
Twitter Bird: Oh I’m sorry Uzer, you wanna follow me?
Uzer: HELL NO!!! get me out of hear.
Twitter Bird: Oh ok maybe my friend can help you
Uzer: Friend what friend?
Twitter Bird: He’s standing right behind you
Uzer slowly turns around only to scared out even more by a ghost
Snap chat Ghost: Boo I mean what’s app, I mean Hi
Uzer: Who are you?
Snap chat Ghost: I’m Snap Chat Ghost
Uzer: What the hell where am I?
Snap chat Ghost: Well I don’t know either you fell and hit your head or your high out of your mind either way you ended up here in social media land.
Uzer stands and stares with a lost and confused look on his face
Snap chat Ghost: Are you hungry? you know your hungry if you are high you got the munchies.
Snap chat Ghost: I have Instagram crackers
Uzer: What the hell?
Snap chat Ghost: Ah its like a gram cracker except its made by Instagram.
Uzer: Ok maybe one
Snap chat Ghost: Ahh there you go
Uzer: Mmmm..theses are pretty good
Snap chat Ghost: See I told you they’re good. You wanna follow me for more?
Uzer: Follow you for what I want to go home
Snap chat Ghost: I know you said that like 1000 times. So if you want to get put of here you going to have to follow me I rule this land.
Uzer: Fine what ever
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