School Sucks

              (JOURNAL ENTRY NO. 67 )

"Hi everyone" My name is Christopher.

I would like to ask you the same questions Mr Evans, my fourth grade school teacher asked me in class today.

"Do you like school?

"Do you enjoy your time at school?

what was your answer? Are you thinking what im thinking?

Did you say no? If so, then we absolutely-positivley can be friends "Haha"

My humours scoff followed by a sarcastic "yeah of course" didnt exactly meet Mr Evans expectations of what i thought was a funny reply. So with a speedy recovery and quick thinking, i used the one thing i knew every teacher wants and loves to hear from their students.

Are you following where im going with this? yes? Wow! we really are becoming best buds!

'Flattery'

School is great! "I enjoy my time at school because you make learning so cool Mr Evans" "fun lessons i look forward too after my boring second period history class with ms Hinch". That second time i noticed a half smile and slight chuckle in respone. Although Mr Evans only said " Thank-you Christopher" before moving on to ask another student the same lame question, I'm taking that as a win.

nice one Chrissy! You're off the hook.

( SCHOOL STILL SUCKS)

signed: Christopher, Age 9

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