rain dancer
“Rain Dancer”
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You could see the signs everywhere. Send water. End Hurricanes donate to droughts. How could you do anything but agree.
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“So I’ve seen the signs everywhere. You’ve got bumper stickers, shirts, protests at cities and town halls. Where does it end and how does this work?” Said Oprah in ornate attire.
“Well its really simple. First I must say this is a very new way of thinking. When we say send water we don’t mean make your hurricanes bigger so that they can bring water all the way up to new England. Let’s just say that there is a number. Just one number. What is that number? Well this number accounts for all the rain that will fall all around the world in one single year.” Said the blonde who quit modeling to join the growing group of people who believed we should be testing the bonds of our psychic powers. She has been called the blonde bombshell spokeswoman of evil.
“And you have that number?” Asked a coy Oprah.
“No but we are working on it.”
“ok” Said Oprah shrugging her shoulders. “Ok is there more that you want to say?”
“Yes so much more. This mental power is ingrained inside our minds. Some call it prayer or a crying out to God and this very well could be but what the church wants is all those prayers all that energy going up to God, the pope or anyone who sends it back to the church to divy up as they please.”
Oprah made no movement for to agree or disagree each had their own repercussions.
“But from my own personal research praying to God or a Higher Power works but so does a large release of mental energy. I’m not asking why this works but i know that it does. So I’m from New England and we have been having dry summers for years and it doesn’t really make the news unless there’s a fire and the insurance company’s lose money. No one but us New Englanders pray for rain. Then comes the hurricane season. We see all the devastation and our prayers go out to the family’s and victims and deaths from tragic events has gone down considerably worldwide. It’s because an awareness but I do believe that the news stations or newspapers should not be our only source of information that’s why we are unveiling our website LendRain.com. It should be available online now…”
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