Joke

Yao
Accident me pathan ka g-nd fhat gaya.
Pathan tanky lagvany hospital gaya.
Nurse nay pocha kitni khuli rakhni hai.
Pathan bus jitna khula tumhara hai.
Nurse boli phir aik bar aur accident karvao.
Dwa
Aik larki police me bharti hovi.
Doston nay pocha job kaisi ja rahi hai.
Ladki boli sara din yes sir yes sir aur
Sari raat bus sir bus sir.
Dray
Aik txi balatkar ka report likhvany thanay gai.
Sho sab wo char log thay aik nay m-m-y pakry.
Dosry nay age say kiya tesray nay pechy say kiya.
Chotay nay body ko kutay ki tarah chuma chata.
Sho bc tun fir katva rahi hai ya mera khada kar
rahi hai.

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