Heyyyyyy Cindyyyyy
Heyyyyy Cindyyyyyy!!!!!!
Chapter I
old story
sad but true
poppa weds a sexy shrew
drags her home
with kids
one two
step mom likes to live in style
dollar signs behind her smile
daddy croaks from too much uh hu hu guess
leaving kinder in a mess
Cinderella sweet and dimpled
young and fair and never pimpled
forced to work below the stairs
for the step grunts, unawares
that by rights the place is hers
steppers not included in the will
ya see he died of an overdose of rumpy pumpy
before signing the new one.
Chapter II
step mom found a greasy lawyer
more twists than a snake with the bends
dazzeled Cindy with his talk
she never questioned never squawked
now Cindy sleeps beside the fire
friend to mice, a horse, some birds
this what comes of deprivation
too much imagination
and borderline starvation
of course.
Chapter III
comes a gilded invitation
from the royals of the nation
for all the young unmarried girls
to come on over and take a whirl
for the hand of Princeypoo
who knows luck may smile on you
sister fat and sister thin
uglier than the seven sins
primped and practised courtly manners
dancing with out kicking shins
curtsies and some modest looks
eating all Miss Manners Books
Chapter IV
while below in isolation
Cindy dreams of Princeypoo
up to her elbows in the suds
washing sisters manky duds
unspoiled Cindy in the kitchen
working hard and never bitchin
singing love songs to a horse
Chapter V
comes the night of the do
sisters dressed
in french designers gowns
guaranteed to snag a prince
do you believe it?
swan and swirl around poor Cindy
poking tongues out acting giddy
sneering coldly these two witches
sweep in grandeur out the door
trailing TP across the floor
poor old Cindy got the blues
curls up with the nightly news
Chapter VI
with a tinkle and a ting
up pops a fairy
or the next best thing
waving a wand around her head
raises Cindy from her slump
dresses her in regal threads
whomps the horse and minnie mice
and with wandish gesture thrice
makes the grandest pumpkin coach
blue velvet interior, four wheel drive
stereophonic sound and incidentals
real nice!
poof she goes and they are gone
watch it dearie the fairy calls
leave the ball as midnight falls.
Chapter VII
how the sights ad sounds enthral her
entrance grand, floats down the stair
into gob smacked prince’s arms
smitten hard by Cindy’s charms
36.24.34 blonde, blue eyed go figure!
dance and nibble cold buffet
time in thought, so far away
just before the stroke of twelve
Cindy finally gets her act together
high tails it for home leaving
behind one stylish pump on the steps
on castle stair.
hear the moans, disgruntled rantings
step sisters left the ball still wanting
for a dance with handsome prince
wall flowered for some foreign dish
Cindy kept her secret cool
stowing remaining shoe behind a brick
in the kitchen fireplace, slick
Chapter VIII
hue and cry about the land
find the dish for princes hand
to wed her was his only goal
searched the gentry high and low
finally came to step moms house
placed the shoe on every foot
even the old bat wangled a look
fat step sis broke the shoe
cutting off a toe or two
Chapter IX
oh crumbs lets cut to the chase
Cindy got to wed her fella
moved into the castle grand
steps got 15 to 20
for felonious deeds
the lawyer got disbarred
Epilogue
the moral of this wordy ditty
wait for it ‘cause its not pretty
best you don’t mess around in fairy tales
“ya gits stomped.”
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