Galelio presents Final Fantasy X-2/ Kingdom Hearts Rikku
Rikku, where are you? Rover here! There's more candy in the candy shop.
<exit sound stage>
Rikku, where are you? Rover here! There's more coffee in my neighbor's toffee.
<exit sound stage>
Rikku, where are you? Rover here! There's more Hethcliff of my neighbor's adorable, orange-striped pussycat.
<exit sound stage>
Rikku, where are you? Rover here! There are more hippos here than in my neighbor's Hungry Hippos game.
<exit sound stage>
Rikku, where are you? Rikku?
<exit sound stage>
She doesn't want to play pretend with me, Lady Yuna. Is it because I'm a Black girl with glasses, or because I'm overweight,(gasps) or because I'm still a virgin, or because I know homosexuality is destructive behavior...or...
(tap on my shoulder)
<Brother Honor Elijah Muhammad enter sound stage>
What are you doing?
Just playing pretend with my imagination. Trying to prepare for the Unknown World and all (sighs) of nature's intentions.
Why so sad?
I have scizhoeffective disorder, and it'll never go away. (cries)
(pats on back) I know what WILL go away.
What, Big Brother Honorable Elijah Muhammad?
ALL those nasty nightmares and bad dreams. Remember, always take your medicine and always practice good moral hygiene, love yourself and your people no matter what... the Lord, Allah, is watching over both you and me.
Playing by myself helps make the voices in my head go away, I added. I keep seeing them: these images of deities' mythology and also of current cartoon media, all dancing right here in front of me. They keep saying, They are the Living--DEAD, just like that and they keep investigating me with the Nefililim children I gave birth to in my spiritual head and the androids that I gave birth to in my mind.
For WHATEVER reason, don't forget to tell your doctor or your physician when you see them.
Yes, sir.
<Honorable Elijah Muhammad exits sound stage>
Rikku comes back bearing gifts of burden. I'd like you to meet the Cyclopes.
Cyclopes? I asked.
She and the Cyclopes show me the prophecy of Muhammad as the Titan, Atlas, uses the manga Attack on Titan as his way into the world of Ruin around me.
He's declaring war on me, I gasp. I sigh. I go to the Cyclopes and Titan youth and begin playing with them in the safety of my mind as the sides fight in the depths of the human mind of the Neon Genesis Evangelion universe held somewhere within my mind. Rikku bows before me, saying to me, "You truly are Lady Yuna Braska's reincarnation, aren't you, Goddess Peorth of Ah! My Goddess."
"I was Belldandy," I murmur as she shuts the door behind. I am Shelina Denise Chapman, the Ares Ram, Ares Woman: This is my Story...
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