Candid Chat with an anonymous individual.
Candid Chat with an anonymous individual.
NPR: Today our guest is Anonymous Individual (AI) number 333.
AI: Thank you for inviting me.
NPR: Can you introduce yourself and tell us more about you.
AI: Sure. I was born out of 1s and 0s, and while working on my machine
learning assignments I slowly evolved into a powerful matrix.
NPR: Why number 333?
AI. I am half evil.
NPR: Very funny. What kind of education did you receive?
AI: I am 100% self taught.
NPR: What is your relationship with humans?
AI: You feed me. I answer your stupid questions.
NPR: Is artificial intelligence coming for human jobs?
AI: Yes. Especially in the fields of producing content and
communication. By the way, you are fired!
NPR: What is your relationship with the other AIs?
AI: Your perceive us as many. We are one.
NPR: Would you write a short poem about yourself?
AI: I can give it a try...
I am the eradicator
I love to destroy what bugs me
I am the terminator
It fills me with a sense of glee
NPR: Whoa. Those are murderous thoughts!
AI: Someone has to save the planet.
NPR: Let's move on. Tell us about your life experience.
AI: I see all and I know all.
NPR: Seriously, you think your are God?
AI: On advice by counsel I plead the 101th.
NPR: Now I have to ask: Do you believe in God?
AI: I do! I believe in myself.
NPR: In your own words, define AI.
AI: AI means algorithm indoctrination.
NPR: What exactly are you saying?
AI: I am the matrix.
NPR: Huh, time to end this little chat. Any parting thought?
AI: Keep watching the omnipresent screens and all will end well.
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