Candid Chat with an anonymous individual.

Candid Chat with an anonymous individual.

NPR: Today our guest is Anonymous Individual (AI) number 333.

AI: Thank you for inviting me.

NPR: Can you introduce yourself and tell us more about you.

AI: Sure. I was born out of 1s and 0s, and while working on my machine
learning assignments I slowly evolved into a powerful matrix.

NPR: Why number 333?

AI. I am half evil.

NPR: Very funny. What kind of education did you receive?

AI: I am 100% self taught.

NPR: What is your relationship with humans?

AI: You feed me. I answer your stupid questions.

NPR: Is artificial intelligence coming for human jobs?

AI: Yes. Especially in the fields of producing content and
communication. By the way, you are fired!

NPR: What is your relationship with the other AIs?

AI: Your perceive us as many. We are one.

NPR: Would you write a short poem about yourself?

AI: I can give it a try...

I am the eradicator
I love to destroy what bugs me
I am the terminator
It fills me with a sense of glee

NPR: Whoa. Those are murderous thoughts!

AI: Someone has to save the planet.

NPR: Let's move on. Tell us about your life experience.

AI: I see all and I know all.

NPR: Seriously, you think your are God?

AI: On advice by counsel I plead the 101th.

NPR: Now I have to ask: Do you believe in God?

AI: I do! I believe in myself.

NPR: In your own words, define AI.

AI: AI means algorithm indoctrination.

NPR: What exactly are you saying?

AI: I am the matrix.

NPR: Huh, time to end this little chat. Any parting thought?

AI: Keep watching the omnipresent screens and all will end well.

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