blue waffel


“Blue Waffle”

1

She always made the best blueberry waffles. He loved that about her. She really was a great cook. Her name was Barilla Larz and he was Jeremy Stone. Soon she was going to be Barilla Larz-Stone. They were to be married in two days. She came over and sat on his lap. She was thin so the weight didn’t bother him. Between her legs was always warm and he loved it.

“You know I’m trying to eat here.” He said.

“Baby you just love my waffles not me.”

He choked on a bite he had managed to get past her. “No, that’s not true.”

“Are you sure?”

“Of course baby.” He instantly responded barely getting it past the other bite he stealthed past her.

“Can you believe in two days we will be married?”

His stomach growled.

“What is it babe, your stomach again?”

“Yeah I don’t know why the waffles are so good. I don’t know what the problem is.”

“Well in two days I’m gonna make you forget all about your stomach.”

The truth was he couldn’t wait. she had made him wait six months and she was so shy he had never even seen her naked. They kissed and he had played with her tits but nothing, nothing below the waist. And always that fire between her legs. She got so wet she had to wear pads.

She had left one in the trash and he had seen it. It was totally wet and didn’t have a smell. He knew he had struck gold with this one.

2

So the days dragged by and he was aching for sex. He hadn’t cheated but he had had internet flings, watched cam girls and porn. These were all things she detested. and as the big day arrived he was getting uncontrollable boners.

But when they kissed and exchanged vows he knew it was for real. The whole reception he could think of only one thing. He thought about getting her out of that dress and going down on her.

3

When they got to the room there was no stopping him. The dress fell off and she stood in front of him and he looked at her thonged ass. It was magnificent.

She sat on the bed and spread her legs. He could smell something. It smelled like rot. She dropped the panties down and the pad stuck in place on her pussy. He moved and the smell of decaying human flesh hit his nostrils. Maybe being wet all day had caused it. She could take a shower or rather they could take a shower. It was defiantly on his places he wanted to have sex with her in. But he didn’t want to be rude to his new wife.

He was about to say something to her when she responded first. “Ok take off the pad and do your husbandly duty.”

It was stuck but he peeled it back slowly before he had a chance to see the blue, pink, white and purple discharge on the pad. She pushed his head in.

“Lick it if you love me.”

And truth be told he did love her so he fought back the reflex to gag he went to work.

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