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Wodehouse Quotations

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Quote Left A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour. Quote Right
Quote Left My only objection to the custom of giving books as Christmas presents is perhaps the selfish one that it encourages and keeps in the game a number of writers who would be far better employed if they abandoned the pen and took to work. Quote Right
Quote Left Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious. Quote Right
Quote Left To my daughter Leonora without whose never failing sympathy and encouragement this book would have been completed in half the time. Quote Right
Quote Left At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies. Quote Right
Quote Left The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. Quote Right
Quote Left The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of a gun. Quote Right
Quote Left Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good. Quote Right
Quote Left He was either a man of about a hundred and fifty who was rather young for his years, or a man of about a hundred and ten who had been aged by trouble. Quote Right
Quote Left It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them. Quote Right
Quote Left If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. Quote Right
Quote Left Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. Quote Right
Quote Left Flowers are happy things. Quote Right

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