The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice.
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'The only thing worse than a Mets game is a Mets doubleheader.'
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames.
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Being with a woman never hurt no professional ball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in
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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.
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The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
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Without losers, where would the winners be? by
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There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Most people my age are dead at the present time.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
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I was not successful as a ballplayer, as it was a game of skill.
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It's easy to get the players; it's getting them to play together that's the tough part
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