Dr. Joel Fleischman in nature. Not exactly the man you knew. He couldn't see past the Hudson River if he tried. He liked his fish smoked or preferable hand sliced from Zabars on a sliced bagel served with onions. Nature, to him, was an irritant. Birds didn't sing, they woke him up. A body of water wasn't life, it was a golf hazard..

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Each chef in this murder mystery dies in the way he prepares his premier dish. Thus one is dropped like a lobster into boiling water. Another is sliced and diced etc.

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Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

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A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.

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A cucumber whould be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and viniger, and then thrown out, as good for nothing.

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What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?

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