Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? by
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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
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There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker
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Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement.
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Life is like a ten-speed bike; most of us have gears we never use.
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night.
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Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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You can't eat compliments.
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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
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I know the answer The answer lies within the heart of all mankind The answer is twelve I think I'm in the wrong building.
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right.
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That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
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I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
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