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'Freedom of the press' is a firewall, behind which we stay safe from fascist viruses... It be the anchor what keeps Democracy from goin' adrift.
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Be unique; no one will know if you're doing it wrong.
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E'er doth dung taketh place; seek thou not to falleth from its grace.
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I put the ass in ....................................
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I dn't rmembr who I was b4 Twttr snk its claws in2 me!
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The billionaire classoids may kiss our asteroids.
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When one wangles a nice bit of travel, all one's tangles are soon to unravel.
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If you like the idea of legal marijuana, but don't actually like doing it, you're probably naturally high, so no worries; BMYU: Bob Marley's Your Uncle.
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The only thing worse than being thought a hipster - is not being thought hip, sir.
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With comfy bicycle seats, I heartily agree. Take care of thine buttocks, and shalt they take care of thee.
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Saying there are no atheists in foxholes is like saying there were no feminists on HMS Titanic.
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We all must strive not to be distraught over a mosh pit dive or joke uncaught.
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To despair over losses, one never should. It's just purging bad luck to make room for good.
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Minimal, my favourite ism.
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Each person is a palette of colourful paint, and marriage should never be about mixing all the colours into one dull solution.
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I can't speak fore every won, nor wood I ever wish too. But I'm hear two testify: Auto-correct will knot harm yew.
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Needs must we in felonious flower partake, lest not the Sandman cometh, and lie we awake.
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'Opposites attract' quite often is a fact, and the marriage is most zesty. But it's such a shame when the game becomes lame as they find they're the same and just besties.
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Poshy schools breed fools and mediocrities - such as they who condemned good Socrates.
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True artists take risks with each of their works - while phonies collect bills for grocery clerks.
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The Q that gets you in the guts: Am I gifted, or somewhat nuts?
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Unrequited love: bitter-sweet and sadly poetic, or freaky, stalkerish, and f'king pathetic?
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The only good reason for studying mime is to be able to do a great pantomime of someone when they're bitching at you... Be ready to run.
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If you find me pretentious, let us open a dialogue about it over a cup of Joseph.
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Regarding organized religion: If you want to lose yourself, get found.
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It's possible not every single bigot and or misogynist is a conservative, but it's certain none are liberals.
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Grandfather says: Stand-up comedy is like strolling near surf: best part of beach, but sooner or later you're bound to get flops wet.
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Since everything's been said - so they say - reiterate in a brave new way.
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There are two paths in rush-hour traffic: the bike path, and the sociopath.'
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Humbuggery is the less flamboyant cousin of douchebaggery.
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