Michael Kalavik Quotes

“Let the records reflect faint glimmerings of barely perceptible hoo-ha.”
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“Freedom is being satisfied with the terms of one’s confinement.”
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“We had to learn how to fight outnumbered - and win.”
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“My super power is the ability to assume the shape of water. That’s why heat empowers me, while cold renders me immobile.”
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“Just tell me where I can pick up the money.”
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“You can pound sand all you want; it won’t change the geology of the beach.”
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“Women have often complicated our plans.”
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“Perfection is an imperfection. So God created woman.”
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“There are no happy endings, just hopeful beginnings.”
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“Never sleep later than the enemy.”
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“I just learned to be more careful when playing with fire.”
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“We learned to compartmentalize our perversions.”
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“We are all eaters of dead things.”
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“Any religion that advocates violence doesn’t have God on its side.”
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“I needed something to kill that I could choose to let live and have my mercy’s light dispel this wicked darkness.”
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“It doesn’t get any easier; you just get used to it.”
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“Before long, the deck apes removed the rat guards from the mooring lines and secured the brow.”
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“Eventually, everything changes.”
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“She was wearing just enough to be able to lose a couple more hands of strip poker.”
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"It might not be the sharpest of blades, But that doesn’t mean I can’t skin a deer and, rather than curse the inefficiency of the instrument, wonder at my own ability to compensate for its dullness."
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“I've wandered long through the wildy storm and many all night the cold, to meet the turn of the sudden road and ever the Word behold.”
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“I’ve dug many a post hole. Each was equally important. None were easy. Few matter anymore. I’m proud of them all.”
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“Optimist? Pessimist? Recognizing the glass as half-cracked often explains the level of its contents.”
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