Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail.
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after making love, quiet, touching along the length of our bodies, familiar touch of the long-married,
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While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.
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Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess? A: A nurse says: 'This won't hurt a bit.' A schoolteacher says: 'We're going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right.' An airline stewardess says: 'Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally.'
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I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band 'Be kind to one another.' This is the Golden Rule of Marriage and the secret of making love last through the years.
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership.
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Drinking, when we are not thirsty and making love all year round, madam; that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.
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Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town
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Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love all year round, madam; that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest—never vi...
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The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.
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You know, putting up a tent is like making love to a beautiful woman. You undo the zip, pop in your pole, and slip into the old bag.
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Drinking without being thirsty and making love at any time, Madame, are the only things that distinguish us from other animals.
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They say making love with me is like a roller coaster ride. Over far too quickly, and afterwards they wanna throw up.
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Making love? It's a communion with a woman. The bed is the holy table. There I find passion -- and purification.
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The reason people sweat is so they won't catch fire when making love.
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love
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