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Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

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A balanced and nutritious diet, regular exercise, and good sleep habits are essential for maintaining good health.

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Inherent in our fabric of justice ...a convoluted and complex latticework can be seen, woven through time and hardship, detaining equity from a balanced end.

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If love is to be measured, from an unbalanced scale . . .Then the burden is leveraged, one-sided to fail.

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Promiscuity is immature and creates long-term problems. Getting pregnant by multiple partners, or impregnating multiple partners is a sign of immaturity and is a real threat to society because it undermines the family unit, which is crucial to having a balanced community.

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