'One day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up for a fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to shoot the two dead boys If you dont believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too' Said the mute carpenter As he picked up his hammer and sawed

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I was so hoping my beloved Saints would get there but I'm still thrilled to be part of one of the great days on the Australian sports calendar.

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Life's so short, Katie. You have to make every moment count. It's not easy to do, you know. I don't think that a day goes by when I don't turn...

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The way into a woman's soul is through her eyes and the way into her heart is through her mind.
The way into a man's soul is through his mouth, and the way into his heart is through his pants.

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That was one of my top three times I've ever done, so at this point, I'm really happy with the way the race turned out.

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If you were here, I would buy you a beer. But since you're not, I will drink the lot.

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God made pot... Man made beer... Who do you trust?

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Dog Property Laws:

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