When the last time you threw a baseball you were feeling a sharp pain in your shoulder,
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'
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One-tenth of the folks run the world. One-tenth watch them run it, and the other eighty percent don't know what the hell's going on.
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The emptiness starts to drown The quiet corners off this town
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I have a new life goal: get drunk enough to see the devil, take a few good pictures, sell them on eBay, become rich.
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When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death.
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