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Quote Left Lawrence: You know what'd I'd do if I had a million dollars? Peter: What's that? Lawrence: Two chicks at the same time, man. Peter: Haha...that's it if you had a million dollars you'd do two chicks at the same time Lawrence: Damn straight, always wanted to do that, I figure if I was rich I could hook that up because chicks dig dudes with money. Peter: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do. Peter:good point Quote Right

Member Quotes About Haha

Quote Left Bara Ganda galeez badbo dar phudi Meri aunty ka choot bohat zaida galeez hai Sara mahalay ka mard us par peshab karta hai, Hahahaha phudi Kam or gutter zaida hai. Quote Right
Quote Left Oye hoye Yara Mara Mera khala nay Jo Lund chupa, Jo tattay chosa dair gat tha, Sanday ka tail Laga kar chapa chap aunty, Gandi badbo dar choot galaxat gandagi, Hahahaha hawas lust hahaha phudi luli. Quote Right
Quote Left Mera Mai Bap mera harkaton ki vajah say apna mun chupatay phirtay hain hahaha. Quote Right
Quote Left Tun mujhay tekay lagwana chahata hai? Quote Right
Quote Left Kyun meri narm-o-nazuk bund fadna chahatay ho? Quote Right
Quote Left Kahani abhi khatam nahi howi, Mujhay khatam karna chahata, Goli ya tekay say twist la kar. Quote Right
Quote Left Koi khobro qisam ki bachi paish ki jay, Sain marnay say pehlay jena chahata. Quote Right
Quote Left Orat Randi Rand Zafar Bhai ka kamzori hai Badshah ho badshah hahaha Quote Right
Quote Left Zafar Bhai girls ka ashiq hai Ashiq hun me aur premi bhi Badshah ho Badshah hahaha Quote Right
Quote Left Shabalu is a mutmain baygerat hahaha Quote Right
Quote Left Ja Zafar tera Khana kharab teray tattay gaib ho Jan takay tun sari Zindagi kadi muth na maar saken hahaha. Quote Right
Quote Left Barrister Fahad Malik ko ICT mein brust maara.Police kay hathon osama satti ko brust marwaya.Ab ye Punjab Police ko apne saath mila kar mera bhi encounter karwana chahatay hain.Supari Group Triple Three... Quote Right
Quote Left Ajeeb mulk hai yahan kay log chahatay hain mein raat ko din aur tavay ko safaid likhun. Kuch ho to kuch bhi nahi say tashbih dun aur nahi maloom ki rat lagatay hovay gonga shatan ban jaon.Shair ko darinda keh kay mukhatib na karun aur kaisay bhi halaat hon tention na loun.Ham aisay masharay ka hisa hain jahan sawal pochna gunah aur jawab dena jurm hai. Quote Right
Quote Left Mai khushnaseeb a jo menu teri chahat mili Pr tera sath zindagi bhar paun di na rahat mili Quote Right
Quote Left Hahaha. Ha. Get your hand off my hoodie. Quote Right

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