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Quote Left När vår egen käre konung försökte komma in på en av tävlingsarenorna vid OS i Lake Placid 1980 blev han stoppad av en vakt. På kungens passersedel stod det 'King of Sweden' vilket vakten kommenterade med orden: - Mr King, ha, ha, ha! Quote Right
Quote Left Ha, ha! keep time: how sour sweet music is, When time is broke and no proportion kept! So is it in the music of men's lives. And here have I the daintiness of ear To cheque time broke in a disorder'd string; But for the concord of my state and time Had not an ear to hear my true time broke. I wasted time, and now doth time waste me ; For now hath time made me his numbering clock: My thoughts are minutes; and with sighs they jar Their watches on unto mine eyes, the outward watch, Whereto my finger, like a dial's point, Is pointing still, in cleansing them from tears. Quote Right
Quote Left Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha Quote Right
Quote Left Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill you for money. [Harpo looks dejected.] Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing. [Harpo smiles.] Quote Right
Quote Left Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill YOU for money. [Harpo looks dejected.] Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing. [Harpo smiles.] Quote Right

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