Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector.
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Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
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Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.
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Rome had Senators too, and that is why it declined.
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A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
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Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. On Washington D. C.
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A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.
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Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.
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The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.
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The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.
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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
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Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.
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A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesn't own.
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Some people say it is better to appear foolish than open your mouth and remove all doubt. I say if it is already thought then you have nothing to lose.
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