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Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market or the precipice.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Robinson Jeffers |

Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing? Lester Burnham: Nothing. Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating! Lester Burnham: I was not. Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were! Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying 'hi' to my monster!

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | American Beauty |

You ask 'What is life?' That is the same as asking 'What is a carrot?' A carrot is a carrot and we know nothing more.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Anton Pavlovich Chekhov |

Do you see no hope?' 'Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse to keep him plodding along in a vain attempt to reach it.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Tanis Half-Elven and Raistlin |

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but so would an 80lbs. carrot.

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Member Quotes About Carrot

I'd give you three carrots but Bugs Bunny comes first.

Go to Quote / Comment | Mystic Rose Rose |

Today there is a lot of concern about what are described as GMO food products and perhaps those fears may be warranted, but as researchers delve further into cross species gene splicing etc. and come up with a blue eyed, red headed carrot, I fear that they may have ventured somewhat astray.

Go to Quote / Comment | Donald J Bennett |

it is a joy watching the bunnies out of harm's way feeding on daily carrots of real ... out of the clutches of masked wolves with their fake carats of steal.

Go to Quote / Comment | Connie Pachecho |